wok’s talk while he walks

2nd time

This is da 2nd time im headin 2 bali…but i seem 2 b mo excited this time coz im bout 2 surf da motherfuckin wave…suppose 2 hav 2 companys..yet 1 of em r so scare of da H1N1 bullshit…she has 2 changed her flight 2 another date..so now im suppose 2 b da ‘godess guardian angel’ tour around wit a gal tats not even interested in culture..stories or even da beach…y she wanna travel ??? coz her purpose was jus plain n simple..she wanna b sum wher she never been….

Bunch of stupid surgeons

Im surprise 2 c lots of ‘Dr.’ when i arrived at da airport…ppl were wearin masks all over da place…givs me a feelin tat im at da hospital mo than da airport i must say……i dont know whether i should b afraid of em or should i b actin normal n shit…coz they might b sick …1 thing 4 sure i jus cant get my eyes off em ppl.. i jus feel really weird havin a whole bunch of ppl i dont know wearin masks around me……if shit does get worse (Hell NO !!)ppl gon start wearin em surgeon gloves n all em gon stick up thier hands all day long..by then we’re gon hav a real life Grey’s anatomy show evrywher …

However, when i boarded da flight…lots of ppl took off thier masks…tat defeat da purpose aint it..??i wonder wats da point wearin a mask when u needed it da most in a confined space 4 a few hours..??? sum chiggas jus dont use thier brains enuff….

Cant get my mind off of YOU 

Once we touched down…passed da imigration…on da transport 2 da hotel..thers only 2 things on my mind…they both start wit da Letter W…WAVES..n WEED…WEED n WAVES….guess wat….da 1st question i asked da guide takin us 2 da hotel was :wher can i get em weed…???’ (my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)

Since im not gon b able 2 surf coz i dont know how 2 …n i didnt brought along my board (yes i do hav a surfboard even i dont know how 2 surf )…surfin were only 2nd 2 weed..(my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)….i know indon has da best WEED in da world…so as we settle down n walk along da beach checkin out da waves….(my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)..i was anxiously waitin sum1 2 approach me n offer sum weed…(my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)yet i only encounters sum old ladies tryin 2 sell me sum bullshit ass necklace n knick knacks…..(my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)

..(my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)

..(my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)

..(my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)

..(my head kept sayin: weeed….waves…..weeed…waves)

it went on n on 4 a few hours til dinner time….

Jimbaran

Bout 5ish da guide brought us 2 a beach near da airport called Jimbaran 4 dinner..i gotta tel u…da place was meant 4 couples…dudes…if u bout 2 do sum corny ass proposal like ur in da movie n shit…JIMBARAN is da place 2 b…u got da SUN settin down by da orange sky as a scene…open table along da beach wit candle lite…waves breakin infront of u… splashin waves sound as background music….awesome seafood dinner…its really difficult 2 turn ur shit down aint it..??? if all tat shit aint workin..try payin a local 4 piece band 2 play ur gal’s fav lov songs…if tat shit STIL dont work…ditch ur bitch n find sum other single gals whose jus gon sit rite bside ur table…

Da food arrived in time after i took a few shots of pix n da sun sets jus rite after tat…pretty decent timing i must say…dinner starts wit a bowl of vegie soup..folow wit a plate of kangkung…main course was a  big plate of bbq seafood which consist a big piece of fish..a few shrimps..sum clamps..n 2 pieces of crab…da crab wasnt really good n meaty as i expected..but da fish + clamps were beatifully done..as for da shrimps it wasjus so so….it was a satisfyin dinner overall….n i had a FANTA !!…2 those whom dont know anythin bout FANTA..its a classic soft drink tat i use 2 hav when i was a kid…which is a lil difficult 2 find in msia now…

 Drug dealin

It was pretty early after we had dinner n head back 2 da hotel…my fren decided 2 walk around kuta beach 2 find sum massage place…da whole time i was walkin all i think about was WEED….da mo shady alley we passed by da mo i wanna walk in em jus hopin i’ll b offer sum shit…….we did pass

by sum beach bum along da main strip…n sum em holler at me n said : magic mushrooms…yet im not really interested in those…

As my frend decided 2 hav her foot massage…i decided 2 walk along da strip n beach as i dont know wat else i can do since i dont really like massages…da strip was full wit ‘ghost’ aka Mat salleh aka white ppl…2 b mo specific aussies…2 all da ladies…if ur lookin 4 sum ‘ghost’ as a bf..i think bali is da place 2 b…

30mins walkin back n foward along da strip..n lookin at da dark beach.. i almost givin up 2 get weed..as none approach me n offer me anythin unlike da last time…as i walk back 2 da  hotel…a kid tats slightly over 15 look at me n said :’ CEWET..??’ i never heard of tat word b4…so i asked .:Apa tu Cewet’ ..’young gals’ he replied..i look at him n tel him im not interested in no gals…can he offer me sumthin else..??? he asked me wat i wan..n i said GANJA ada…?? he came near me n asked me 2 folow him: ‘kita jalan-jalan bos…’ he picked up an empty ciggie box frm da ground stuffed da shit in it… head 2 da beach n i folowed…we squat down n began our ‘dealin’

It was pretty simple actually..he name a price..u said its 2 hi..u smell da shit…if its good u negotiate sum mo…name da price again..he agrees u agree..u take da shit frm him… both u hug n went ur seperate ways…drug dealin in bali is jus like u buyin sum souvinier frm a gift shop…but of coz u do it in a more ‘mysterious’ secret agent kinda way…..shit like 007 talkin but not lookin at each other kinda way…yet tats part of da fun..since most of us dream of doin spies shit anyway….

I bought da shit 4 100kRp. tats bout 30bucks in ringgit..da pack was as big as half a ciggie box….it smells like tea 2 me when i open da shit up…so i thot da shit gon b fine as fuck..yet after puffin 5 of em…i started 2 feel like im bein cheated….da shit aint doin anythin 2 me…i dont feel nothin at all…so i smoke another 3 mo which jus gav me a lil buzz..but not as good as i expected…yes it does gav u a munchies…im not impress…however, da nigga tat sold me da shit said thers gon b a refund if it aint good…man..a REFUND..can u belif tat shit..?? tats good customer service tat msia should practise !! da nite ended wit me puffin da shit n munchin on sum chips tat i bought frm da convinience stor….even if da shit wasnt as good as i thot it would b…i had a great xperience drug dealin outside msia…n da xperience was an eye opener…

to be continue….

p/s: im not encouragin any1 2 do drugs…i stil think its a personal choice..n when it comes 2 tryin things…i agree a lot wit Mr. CHUA aka 蔡澜 said…’ 你只有试过才有资格说好不好’ ( ur only elegible to say whether its good or not after u tried )  I support drug free Msia…..gets ur drugs 4 free n giv em 2 me…